Do you have a place in your home for a couple of penguins?
I was going to say this butler looks really creepy but then thought I may look like this myself someday,
so I'll reserve my comment.
Ever wanted to start your own "World's Largest Ball of Twine?"
You can judge its size by the coat hanging next to it.
This item here really gathered every passerby's attention. It is a bridge playing machine. I don't know how to play bridge but this machine among other things speeds up the game. Don't ask me how it works or if it is all there or not.