My wife is having a tea party today. Best I go away for the day.
Honestly though I know all the women coming over and would do fine visiting with them. It's just the noise of 15 women yakking all at once would be more than my hearing could tolerate.
Now some of you might be wondering how we have such an assortment of tea cups and saucers. Well when my grandmother (the hoarder) died we were at the house helping to clean it out. In her bedroom I pulled out this cardboard box from beneath her bed. It had "For Janie" written on it. Inside, each carefully wrapped, were all these tea cups and saucers many of which are from England.
I also found my long lost Teddy Bear under there too.